I bought a rather gay belt. It's much more ... sparkly in real life. Much more. It was also on sale. Good times.

Also, the bag states:
TO BE ONSELF, ONE MUST
USE THEIR OWN IMAGINATION.
ONE MUST NEVER FORGET TO
STRIVE TO BETTER ONESELF.
THIS KIND OF WOMAN
I WANT TO BECOME.

...and I do. I want to be awesome...and better...at stuff...all kinds of stuff...

Baseball in the PM. Should be good. Should be. Unless it rains and gets really cold...like it's supposed to...