On Tuesday, I went to elementary school.
This is a conversation that took place...
S (Student - male): Sherry, I heard you have a boyfriend.
M (Me...Sherry): No, I have no boyfriend.
S: But I heard you did...
M: No. I don't.
S: ...but, you do.
M: No. No, I don't.
S: Well, if you 'dieted,' you'd get one.
M: Right now I'm taking fighting. Wanna go?
S: ...no...that's scary. But, if you 'dieted,' you'd get a boyfriend.
M: See ya later, kid.
hoho, kids are so cute...and I got told by a 12 year old to lose weight. That's just pathetic.